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August 30 2017

johnthedragon:

einthebusinessdeer:

mint-and-love:

einthebusinessdeer:

haybuck-pony:

einthebusinessdeer:

einthebusinessdeer:

einthebusinessdeer:

einthebusinessdeer:

shit shit shit I left my furry trash sketchbook in the lobby all the campus dorm leaders are having a meeting in and plopped right in the center of their table is a fucking shirtless bunny dude with my name on it shiiiiiit

tHEY FUCKING FLIPPED THROUGH IT SHIT NO

I’M NOT GOING TO BE REMEMBERED LIKE THIS

my RA just called me “rabbit dude”. it’s all over

I wanna correct them and tell them I’m a “deer dude” but is that any better really?

At least it wasn’t full on porn.

(; ̄ェ ̄)

It was wasn’t it

(; ̄ェ ̄)

a true classic

mydogsnokes:

thorinsexenshield:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.

wtf that sounds like something a 90 year old barn owl would say. if someone said that to me i would never masturbate again for the rest of my life

August 29 2017

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soleilbak:

[ ♪ Dua Lipa’s IDGAF playing in the background ♪ ]

lesbianrey:

me: yeah so tswift’s new song/image thing is kinda cringe
taylor swift fans: kek thats exactly what she wanted you to think…she’s playing 4 dimensional chess…..

Why does sexuality have to so complicated? Can someone just tell me what label to use for myself so I know?

August 28 2017

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ladyjolder:

Destiny 2 - Allies

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petyrbaelishs:

I loved you. More than anyone.

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starkjon:

“Let me tell you something about wolves, child. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives. Summer is the time for squabbles. In winter, we must protect one another, keep each other warm, share our strengths. So if you must hate, Arya, hate those who would truly do us harm. Septa Mordane is a good woman, and Sansa… Sansa is your sister. You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you…

odd-tom:

puublack:

I can’t believe mercy mains actually have to play the game now.

This is the kind of post from someone who spams “I need healing” but won’t switch from their pick of 2nd sniper.

nedark:

vanshira:

ramblingferret:

teroknortailor:

sci-fantasy:

fiftysevenacademics:

crystalandrock:

gertrudefrankenstein:

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.

Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.

Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.

Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.

Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this. 

Millennial Arachne spends every dime and every minute she can spare with her yarn. Weaving, knitting, crochet, she does them all. Everywhere she goes, she takes her yarn and hook or needles or even a small loom with her so she can keep working in her downtime. Everyone who sees her work adores her work; she can make yarn do anything but deal cards. But when she tries to sell her work - at the price of materials plus a dollar per hour of labor - everyone says “yeah, it’s great, but you charge too much, you need to bring your prices down a little” and walks off to buy the exact same thing with a trendy designer label sewn on for twice as much. The next day, they come around and ask her if she’d be willing to knit them a scarf or a baby blanket or crochet a toy dog for their child’s birthday. In exchange? “I’ll invite you to the party. You can have cake.”

Millennial Icarus was always told off by his father for procrastinating on school assignments. When he got to college, most professors had midnight deadlines for their assignments, but were pretty flexible with it. 12:30 or 1:00 AM was not a penalizing time to turn in a paper. In his engineering class, there was only one assignment that was graded at the end of the semester: a final paper of 2,000 words worth 100% of their grade. Like all the assignments before, this was due at 12:00, but the professor was adamant about no papers being accepted after 12:00 AM sharp. He finished the paper on his laptop at 11:50, reached for his beer in celebration, and ended up spilling it on his laptop, frying it. 

lyannas:

D&D: We can’t keep Asha’s name as Asha in the show, it’s too close to Osha and people will get confused. We’ll call her Yara.

Also D&D: Rhaegar’s first son is named Aegon and we’ve decided that Rhaegar’s second son will also be named Aegon, so there will be two Aegons, because creatively we wanted it to happen

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manbunjon:

after all these years…….and all the waiting……and all the build up…..my otp has finally become canon…….littlefinger x death is real

skywalkrs:

sansa: you started this whole war do you deny it

littlefinger: O’H myo gdo…sansna…pelsael sotp pelase…oh my ogdosgd i didntin mesan to staarjt a wa;r and k ill all thiose peopeolf……eoghmy godog….im ahgivnfg a panpic attiakc sotpg…..

insomniarama:

Rhaegar: his name shall be Aegon Targaryen

Lyanna: you literally already have a kid named Aegon Targaryen 

Rhaegar: name machine 🅱️roke

headcanonhasfired:

Ok that episode had a lot going on, but can we talk about Brienne and the Hound acting like an amicably divorced mom and dad co-parenting Arya, their Murder Baby

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thatonekimgirl:

this was the moment i literally screamed with joy at my tv

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